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-- Insert 20 dummy jokes with various sentiments
INSERT INTO jokes (joke, contributor, published, sentiment_score, sentiment_label) VALUES
('Why don''t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!', 'ScienceFan', '2024-01-15 10:30:00', 0.75, '😊 Positive'),
('I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.', 'Joker123', '2024-01-16 14:20:00', 0.35, '😊 Positive'),
('Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!', 'FarmLife', '2024-01-17 09:15:00', 0.65, '😊 Positive'),
('What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!', 'MarineBio', '2024-01-18 16:45:00', 0.25, '😊 Positive'),
('I''m reading a book on anti-gravity. It''s impossible to put down!', 'PhysicsNerd', '2024-01-19 11:30:00', 0.45, '😊 Positive'),
('Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.', 'TechSupport', '2024-01-20 13:10:00', 0.05, '😐 Neutral'),
('What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.', 'WildlifeFan', '2024-01-21 15:25:00', 0.08, '😐 Neutral'),
('Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.', 'Cyclist', '2024-01-22 10:00:00', -0.02, '😐 Neutral'),
('What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.', 'Cowboy', '2024-01-23 14:35:00', 0.03, '😐 Neutral'),
('Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.', 'Student', '2024-01-24 09:50:00', -0.05, '😐 Neutral'),
('I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.', 'Musician', '2024-01-25 12:15:00', -0.15, '😒 Negative'),
('I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won''t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.', 'OfficeWorker', '2024-01-26 16:30:00', -0.25, '😒 Negative'),
('Parallel lines have so much in common. It''s a shame they''ll never meet.', 'MathTeacher', '2024-01-27 11:40:00', -0.35, '😒 Negative'),
('My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.', 'Husband', '2024-01-28 14:55:00', -0.20, '😒 Negative'),
('I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.', 'Boyfriend', '2024-01-29 10:10:00', -0.30, '😒 Negative'),
('What''s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!', 'Vegetarian', '2024-01-30 13:20:00', 0.85, '😊 Positive'),
('Why don''t eggs tell jokes? They''d crack each other up!', 'Chef', '2024-01-31 15:45:00', 0.90, '😊 Positive'),
('I invented a new word: Plagiarism!', 'Writer', '2024-02-01 09:30:00', 0.78, '😊 Positive'),
('Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!', 'Golfer', '2024-02-02 12:15:00', 0.82, '😊 Positive'),
('What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!', 'ItalianFood', '2024-02-03 14:40:00', 0.88, '😊 Positive');
INSERT INTO jokes (joke, contributor, created_date, approved, sentiment_score, sentiment_label) VALUES
('Why don''t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!', 'ScienceFan', '2024-01-15 10:30:00', 1, 0.75, '😊 Positive'),
('I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.', 'Joker123', '2024-01-16 14:20:00', 1, 0.35, '😊 Positive'),
('Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!', 'FarmLife', '2024-01-17 09:15:00', 1, 0.65, '😊 Positive'),
('What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!', 'MarineBio', '2024-01-18 16:45:00', 1, 0.25, '😊 Positive'),
('I''m reading a book on anti-gravity. It''s impossible to put down!', 'PhysicsNerd', '2024-01-19 11:30:00', 1, 0.45, '😊 Positive'),
('Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.', 'TechSupport', '2024-01-20 13:10:00', 1, 0.05, '😐 Neutral'),
('What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.', 'WildlifeFan', '2024-01-21 15:25:00', 1, 0.08, '😐 Neutral'),
('Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.', 'Cyclist', '2024-01-22 10:00:00', 1, -0.02, '😐 Neutral'),
('What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.', 'Cowboy', '2024-01-23 14:35:00', 1, 0.03, '😐 Neutral'),
('Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.', 'Student', '2024-01-24 09:50:00', 1, -0.05, '😐 Neutral'),
('I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.', 'Musician', '2024-01-25 12:15:00', 1, -0.15, '😒 Negative'),
('I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won''t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.', 'OfficeWorker', '2024-01-26 16:30:00', 1, -0.25, '😒 Negative'),
('Parallel lines have so much in common. It''s a shame they''ll never meet.', 'MathTeacher', '2024-01-27 11:40:00', 1, -0.35, '😒 Negative'),
('My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.', 'Husband', '2024-01-28 14:55:00', 1, -0.20, '😒 Negative'),
('I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.', 'Boyfriend', '2024-01-29 10:10:00', 1, -0.30, '😒 Negative'),
('What''s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!', 'Vegetarian', '2024-01-30 13:20:00', 1, 0.85, '😊 Positive'),
('Why don''t eggs tell jokes? They''d crack each other up!', 'Chef', '2024-01-31 15:45:00', 1, 0.90, '😊 Positive'),
('I invented a new word: Plagiarism!', 'Writer', '2024-02-01 09:30:00', 1, 0.78, '😊 Positive'),
('Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!', 'Golfer', '2024-02-02 12:15:00', 1, 0.82, '😊 Positive'),
('What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!', 'ItalianFood', '2024-02-03 14:40:00', 1, 0.88, '😊 Positive');